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Why I don't like Shingeki no Kyojin (Attack on Titan)

The top Anime of 2013 is Attack on Titan.

It's not that the storyline is bad or overrated, but...

What made me vote this anime a 1 out of 5 when it was chosen as a pres pick is this little scene right here
The titan devours Eren's mother.

One thing it's amazing how she survives being squashed by a house.
Let's just look at how she meets her demise using anatomical terms.

At 1:28 she's squirming in it's hand, but then his other hand grabs the superior half of her body and squeezes it,
Crushing her ribs, clavacle, both scapulae, shattering her thoracic and Cervical spine. Not to mention her cranium and facial bones are in little pieces, her grey and white matter are sloshing around mixing with her cerebral spinal fluid.  Ahinniliating her lungs and popping her heart. At this point in time she is probably suffering massive internal hemmoraging and is most likely dead.
by 1:37 she's flopped over its hand like a dead fish. The titan does her funeral service by introducing her to its own alementary canal, it takes a huge bite perferating her stomach, small intestines, large intestines, seperating her lumbar spine, slicing through her descending aorta and inferior venacava. The last thing anyone sees of her is drops of her own blood flying through the city.

My reaction: get the hell out of there. I ran to the anatomy lab, and nearly threw up.

which begs the question why does that scene make me want to vomit while


is just audrey 2 having a midnight snack. The plant feasts on human blood. 

so if you had to die by being eaten, would you rather be eaten by a humanoid creature or a talking plant?
 


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